The Whitemeats is a sitcom about cannibal hillbillies who live in Upstate New York. Brother Jebediah Whitemeat tries to keep his family from succumbing to the lures of pop culture and life in the Empire state (often faltering himself). Maw Whitemeat loves her boys and cooking their victims. Satchel Whitemeat wants his Mtv. Willy Whitemeat...um ...well...Willy's gonna eat ya.

View the episodes in their entirety by clicking on videos below.

 

 

 

 

Episode 1: Disillusionment

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 2: All Actors are Gay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 3: The Force Don't Need No Computer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 4: The One Where We Kill the Cast of Friends

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 5: Sex & Violence

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 6: Interlude

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 7: Cultural Diversity

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 8: Silent Night, But Deadly

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cast & Crew for Season 1

Brother Jebediah Whitemeat: Curt Markham

Satchel Whitemeat: Jesse Edmond

Willy Whitemeat: Chuck Luppe

Maw Whitemeat: Beth Clarke

Sissy Horsefly: Cat Black

Victims: Amy Hall & Cat Black

Charlie: Curtis Smith

Theme: Kristy Gleason & Jesse Edmond

Camera: Curtis, Tom Gleason & Curt Markham

Writers: Tom Gleason, Curt Markham & Jesse Edmond

Edited by Curt Markham

Directed by Tom Gleason